Calling all white trash

Many of you will be in Atlanta this weekend for the holiday. How many of you will be at The White Trash Social at CJ's Landing in Buckhead Saturday night? This open invitation was just sent in by the Bearfoot Hookers camp:

Mullets of Atlanta unite for White Trash Social 05' at CJ's on Sat March 26th! Look in your closet and find your favorite pair of jorts, wife beaters, dazy dukes, NASCAR crap,etc. and dress up for the theme party! This will be a great time to find your long lost honey and possibly get some tounge action at the bar or be seen by the "who's who" of Atlanta. ...

The PBR tallboys, High Life, and pitchers of "The Cheap Shit" will be abundant and flowing like water. We'll have some great music to dance to all around the bar. We will be featuring the BearFoot Hookers in the concert hall with the Rudes opening for them. The Rudes feature members of Blockhead, Hiroshima Lovesong, and Andrew Nelson and the Shotgun Lovers. Steve Q and the Boos Brothers will be jammin on the front deck and we'll have booty shake and BEER PONG in the Tango bar. And don't worry if your feet get tired -- we'll have plenty of hay bails for you to rest your barking dogs. Over yonder (two driveways to the right of cj's) is $3 parking to park your truck in and it won't make you a broke ass. We also have a safe ride contract so if you get too sloppy we can call them and they'll drive you and your truck home. LETS GET ER DONE! Please pass this on to as many people as you can.

Posted by David Eduardo at March 24, 2005 08:05 AM